Score: 10

"( . )( . )"

submission: Deep Sexy Space

date: June 6, 2008

mm, boobs.

Score: 10

"your duty"

submission: Ng Voicemail #973

date: June 6, 2008

Excellent evidence that Stamper needs to make more flash. Stop banging (cheap) hookers, partying or whatever it is you do, and start making more toons for me to watch when I get back from shithole work. It's not just your privilege, it's your duty.

Score: 10

"Gotta love it"

submission: Rebecca

date: June 5, 2008

Forever a classic. One of my favorites on NG.

Score: 10

"Marc "The Jesus" M."

submission: Cool Court

date: February 2, 2008

oh my gosh you guys I finally won something!

Score: 10

"see, there's this thing called sex, and when..."

submission: How Many Times Mr. Bush?

date: January 16, 2008

OK, if you are 13 years old and haven't had sex (or are a girl that doesn't have guy friends that have sex), stop posting "zomg I dun get it" and giving Marc "The Jesus" M. 2/10 ratings. Go find a slut, bang her, and the morning after go take a piss. Or if you're a girl, go be a slut, get banged, and the morning after watch the dude take a piss. You will understand.